Avoiding spoilers on tumblr
what sound does an arctic tern make?
Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.
FIXIE PIZZA CUTTER
okay so these fuckers are the worst cookies they literally drive me insane
because as you may know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result
like when you see these things
you know they’re awful and tasteless but you love how they have a nice texture but they always taste dry and never sweet enough and never satisfying
so you look at these shitty cookies and think “no, I’m going to eat one. maybe this time it’ll be different. maybe it will at least be satisfyingly sweet as a cookie should be”
but every time you just get a mouthful of flour and far too much of that nasty ass frosting
but you keep coming back because someday you hope that these cookies will be as good as you hope they could be
but they never are and you spiral into the lofthouse cookie madness and find yourself nearly gagging on these shitty flavorless cookies every single time a box is set out in front of you
i would have died thinking i was alone thinking a lot of things if i didn’t join tumblr
when bros got their dicks out on omegle
omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile
everything is awesome // tegan and sara feat. the lonely island
have you heard the news, everyone’s talking
life is good cause everything’s awesome
lost my job, it’s a new opportunity
more free time for my awesome community
the word radical reminds me of this cup
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
"better get my rock on or she’ll rip me in two"
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.
I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH
guess who just put paper in the non-recycling. nnnnYEHAWH
Looking back on this as a 20 year old, I now realise how utterly irresponsible I behaved. I apologise. I have since removed the paper and put it in the recycling. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish and reckless behaviour. I can assure you it will not happen again. I am disgusted with myself.